Altogether now, "Even locusts on palm leaves do it"!
We have been enjoying some really fine weather recently. Perhaps as a result, we have some "monsters" that have become more or less resident in the garden, including a praying mantis and a couple of locusts. The locusts seem to have got a touch of spring fever and spent all of today wandering around our palm in this most compromising of positions. The female seems to take it all in her stride, munching along as the male gets on with his purpose in life.
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